Some oldies but goodies....

They've been coming out with this stuff for a while you know.
Here are some choice cuts from the past.

"When I roll my eyes back I can see inside my brain."
"And what can you see in there M?"
"Right now it's Harry Styles, division, punctuation, and paragraphs..."

M: "My friend's brother has three nostrils."
Me: "Isn't that a bit... odd?"
M: "No, it just means he's better at breathing."

The girls were playing with their dolls house last night.
"Look" said M, "Barbie's brought her pet seal along."
"Great" replied D, "Chuck it on the barbecue!"
Hmm...

M told me there are people from different countries in her school.
She knows two Polish, a couple of Indians and some Vegetarians...

So, according to M, the main difference between karate and tap dancing is that, in tap dancing, you're less likely to kick someone in the face...

"Daddy, I wish I was in the Olympics."
"What would you do M?"
"I'd sell ice cream..."

D: "I'd quite like a pet hamster."
M: "I'd quite like a thousand dollars."

D (7), in the car as we leave Brighton...
"Well if that's how expensive the car parking is, imagine what the property prices are like!"